Sunday, April 30, 2006

I'm going to St louis on May 25th and Im extremely hyper about it, actually Im not Im kinda pissed off because i wanted to go to Chicago to start with and then some othershit. BUT what I am excited about is that place that Im going to be staying in for 4full days :D

it looks like those the pictures above.

According to the plans as of now, since nothings going my way, for all I know, I could end up in Bestwestern.

Friday, April 28, 2006

And so it happens that its my friend KONDA's birthday. I havent sent her flowers or anything so since most of you already know her how about leaving her a message.


Thursday, April 27, 2006

I finshed 2 of my exam, COMPLETE disasters, I hate EVERYTHING, yeah LIFE SUCKS!

Ok, so I had a really bad bad bad day and this was send to me on yahoo, i know its very very very sad that Im posting this and I can already imagine what carpper would say so go ahead knock yourself out.

If TiTaNic Was Made In INDiA•There would be 10 times as many people in the ship•There would be a song with Kate Winslett in a white sari, singing in the rain.•By the end of the movie, hero would find his long lost Mom, Dad, sis and bhai•It would be a seven-and-a-half-hour movie with three intervals. The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya to Marna Kya?"•The hero and the heroine would float in the cold water for days and still survive while the villain would die in the first few drops.•The iceberg was sent by the heroine’s father to teach a lesson to the hero.•The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.•And can you listen the bachoa words so many times

ok dont be too harsh on me now, i know you already are annoyed after reading this.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Once in a while we people, you we normal, sane human beings come across the biggest idiots known to mankind. So how would you go about dealing with fucked up idiot when they come around to your blog commenting shit is my question.

I read a lot of blogs, I often don’t comment because I have to go disable my pop-up blocker and all kinds of weird stuff because my computer is prone to a million viruses, I still don’t know why though. My piece of junk is 5yrs old, it’s a P-2 dell, well yeah now that I think about it no wonder its prone to so many viruses, its an old piece of shit that’s got no action in a long ass time, like some of the losers that I mentioned in the beginning of my post.

So yeah back to the topic, once in a while some of these “losers” come along and say that your blog sucks and your screwed up. Now these people can be considered no less than jobless, ball-less (considering they NEVER leave their name or the url to their blog)

So when these jobless & ball-less people come by leaving fucked up comments, I always respond to it with the most decent replies. Which goes somewhat like this:

My dearest anonymous: YOU know what? I personally think that you are a worthless piece of shit that lies on the road all dried up and stinking all lonesome. I would like to further add that your breath stinks too, because of all the blow jobs you must've given to some million skunks. You think my friend is fucked up, well I’m sure no one even wants to fuck u in the first place and secondly the only action u get is by giving blow jobs to animals. SCREW urself bitch, and you knwo what??? even if ur a guy i'l give u the liberty to call urself a freaking 5yr old girl cause u dont even have the blooody balls to give out ur name. so run along little girly, go lift up ur frock and run to mommy. shove ur head in ur knees and cry along cause u aint invited here asshole. get the fuck out of here and stay out

This is how I responded when some fucked up guy wrote shit on Sita’s blog. The thing that bothered me the most though is that no one else responded in any way. Now my dead sita has a LOT more readers than I do, why people read her blog is beyond me, I personally think its crap, but I know her too well so I can say anything I want, its just random assholes aren’t allowed.

MY question to the my small amount of readers who happen to read Sita’s blog too is
WHY dint you say anything???? Were you scared that some random mother fucker is gonna talk shit on your blog? I mean if you don’t defend a fellow blogger whose blog you read ever so often then what the fuck does it say about you.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Dear Sita,

I dedicate this post to you. You are the most beautiful friend I have. I can never imagine anyone being better than you in every way possible. I will die for you, I will kill people or you. I will do bhajan and make sure you get into all those schools that you want to. I will hope that life takes a nice little turn and make you extremely happy unlike how I am right about now.

IF you dont ask frutier to call me this very minute I will shave your head, donate the hair to some cancer hair foundation, skin you alive and donate that skin to some hospital and then brk your bones and send the bone marrow to some other hospital and finally burn the rest of you and scatter thou ashes in Ganga.

I hope the message was clear enough. MAKE HER CALL ME


p.s: Im a good liar :D

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Is it just me or are there others out there? I need every single day of the week planned before it starts, I know exactly what I’d do the next week-almost every single hour of each day. I have months planned, years planned and well to an extent my whole life planned. I have a schedule that I stick to and I feel good, I’m usually not very hyper about surprises that disturb my schedule. Simple things like going to the grocery store annoys me because I wasn’t planning on doing it, I had something else to do at that time.
I seriously have everyday planned

Today: WAS study for a computer-science mid-term that I had and sleep IF I had anytime left after that, today turned out just fine except for one BLOODY thing. I had to call up the International Students Associations Office that takes care of all the International Students SHIT. They told me that I can’t take a course this summer for a reason that I DO NOT wish to discuss. I am soooo pissed off right now cause this essentially ruins my so called planned summer semester part. What I’m I to do this summer? I’m certainly not going to India cause there a whole different story to back that up.

What the HELL and I going to this whole bloody 3months???? OH YEAH, I’ve got an answer to that, I’m going to watch FOOD NETWORK and learn how to cook so I can poison those mother fuckers at the food fair or something.

I am sooo fucking pissed off I could do some major damage to this house which is fucking expensive so I better not. Arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh

Where do I go? What do I do? Why don’t I have any ideas. mummyyyyyyyyyy

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Dog chasing

Me and Neha chased a dog in mussorie (I hope I spelt that right)

We were out doing some last minute shopping and as usual neha found something abnormally cute about this street dog with a rash, I was just plain scared of it. I saw dogs throw fits and bite people around them for no reason. Now this itty-bitty dog seemed rather weird and if it thought 2 girls chasing it with a camera was annoying, is should've bit Neha by now. Anyway heres the video. You can hear neha, me and Mussorie.

the video is here

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

I have to go out now, I dont want to go but I have to so here are the places that im supposed to be going to
1-bank dunno why
2- indian store i know why
3- walmart i dont care why
4-Kohl to shop for pregnant women and children to be born
i think thats about it but this is gonna take the whole day up and i dont wanna go
i wanna sleep

life sucks!

Friday, April 07, 2006

Life is unfair

nikhiljo: yo
me: yo
me: whts up
nikhiljo: had been to concert yesterday
me: really
Me: which one?
nikhiljo: trapt and shinedown
nikhiljo: in college
nikhiljo: you do? check this out...
nikhiljo: backstage hung out with all of them dudes and jammed
nikhiljo: fuck!! i am not kidding
nikhiljo: we organized that show!
nikhiljo: i was "event staff"
Me: where did they play honey
nikhiljo: college coliseum
Me: you do realize that I wanna kill you right
Me: Im obsessed with shine down
nikhiljo: i realize. i also realize that you cannot do it
Me: now i wanna kill u
Me: how ever on earth r u taking me for granted
Me: where do u live again
Me: am logging onto my northwest account
Me: i'l buy a ticket now
nikhiljo: sure!
Me: wher do u live i say
nikhiljo: monroe, LA
nikhiljo: MLU is the airport code
Me: IM coming re
Me: 2moro 8am
Me: i'l be outside ur door with a chainsaw
nikhiljo: sure!
nikhiljo: awesome it will be
Me: yes all the blood and u crying i'l totally enjoy it
nikhiljo: yep!
nikhiljo: you bet!
Me: ur head i cannot believe that re
Me: thats so cool
nikhiljo: i will send the pics, don't worry
Me: YEAH!!!
nikhiljo: and then you can get obsessed about killing me again
Me: absolutely
Me: and u can count on it too
Me: oy
Me: where are the pictures
nikhiljo: camera mey
nikhiljo: milenge...time do download karne key liye
Me: hmph
Me: damn re we had Jason Marz
Me: u guys had shine down
Me: damn damn damn
nikhiljo: hhehe. nice
nikhiljo: anyway...gtg will come online later maybe
nikhiljo: cya

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

You always wanna buy something right?
Well, I almost always do.

When I first came here, I wanted to buy a Mustang. Within few days I changed my mind and I decided that I'd get an Escalade no matter what.

Now, its time to buy a car, my budget is not even half of the cheapest escalade avilable in the market and I have an extremely bad feeling that I'l end up with a Honda. Life sucks!

Wait till I graduate, Im getting that baby.