I did not write the following, i just found it online and i HAD to post it cause im pretty sure that most of you havent read it.
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 Months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off...as an orgasm.. I rest my case.
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 Months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off...as an orgasm.. I rest my case.
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if it really did work that way, even emotions for these things would work in reverse.. you'd dread the day you get the gold watch, you work 40 years and gain all that experience and maturity, and you don't enjoy your teenage, and enjoy your baby-ness even lesser, and horror or horrors, orgasms become symbolic of death.
don't you think so?
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Anonymous, at 11:31 AM
fucking pessimist
just laugh! have a smile stuck on your face once in a while. dont try to analyze everything. not good for health ma :-p
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Anonymous, at 4:48 PM
Cool how's this? During this cycle, you know there's a person out there who's your child, who keeps getting smaller and comes towards you making you creepily happy...then goes 'into' you/your spouse and "dies" off.
It's like a scary movie.
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Anonymous, at 6:16 AM
Now where did I read that before!!
:P
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Cos Θ, at 9:26 AM
its by the guy who plays george on the seinfeld show!! george shapiro i think his name is!!! rockingonly na ??
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Citizen Earth, at 8:52 AM
The Guy who plays George Costanza on the Seinfeld show is Jason Alexander.
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Anonymous, at 3:47 PM
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