Saturday, September 23, 2006

i saw Jackass 2

i DO NOT remember the last time i laughed that much for any movie. 95 bloody mins and all i did was laugh, my throar still hurts. it was AWESOME!

if you wanna go see it, i should warn you- some parts of it are pretty nasty but 90% of it is awesome.

i saw it on thursday beacuse i wont tickets on the radio (as usual) is was awesome

see here

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I did not write the following, i just found it online and i HAD to post it cause im pretty sure that most of you havent read it.

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 Months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish an orgasm.. I rest my case.