Cricket, no longer a gentleman's game??

Andrew gets no action??? :(



now is that lust or what???

He tried unsuccessfully for 15 full years to wake me up at 5 in the morning and drag me for a good healthy morning walk. He realized it a little late but he finally did that his little daughter will never get up at that ungodly hour to spend 45mins running behind him while he is supposedly brisk walking like an Army guy. After he gave up on me he spent almost an hour next to me every morning after his walk, reading the new paper and as I’d get up, I’d see him, on my bed next to me comfortably leaning against the wall immersed in the news paper almost blissful in a way. He’d breathe a sigh of relief when he’d finally see me pulling off my blanket and dragging myself out of bed. Its been 218 days since I heard the sound of that new paper pages turning, its been 218 days since I saw him sitting next to me in the morning. Its been 218 days since I’ve seen him. I miss him.

Too bad I get to see the alarm clock every morning, it is really depressing.

Note: Some people might find this highly offensive, if you do then well, dont come back here again.

So this is how the conversation went, Im going to withhold names just so that people dont point fingers. And when your done reading this post, if you realize that its "you" am talking about, I'd like to strongly discourage you from letting my readers know that it is "you" who Im infact about.

if i've sucessfully confused you with the above paragraph, I shall continue.

March 19th: I just felt like talking to "Fruiter"(I'l make a whole post about fruiter later cause shes so very interersting) The reason I chose to call her fruiter is cause she's some what obsessed with fruits.

March 20th: Pensivedragger was online (Another whole post on her too cause shes way too intersting aswell ) The reason I chose to call this friend of mine Pensivedragger could take a whole new post so I'l stay out of it for now.

me: oy cld u ask fruiter to call me, cldnt get thru to her
me: I need to talk to her
Pensivedragger: k, i'l let her know
PD: why re?
me: nuttin re just wanted to talk to her
.....bla...
.....bla... (we spoke all kindsa nonsense for 10mins)
.....bla...
PD: so why do u wanna talk to fruiter
me: just
PD: why? (and again she goes)
me: well cause im going through this weird phase and stuff(What was i thinking????)
PD: what weird phase?
me: uh
me: uh (I dint know what to say, so i took a plunge)
me: well, i think am lesbian
1mins passed
2mins passed
3mins passed
PD: uh huh
me: ROTLMAO
PD: wha
me: bah bloody just ask her to call no
me: why ur dying so much and all
PD: ok
.....a lil while later
PD: so why do want her to call u (and again and again and again)
me: i told u no re Im lesbian
PD: uh huh


P.S: Pensivedragger doesnt give up easily
P.P.S: I'm not a lesbian, I REPEAT I'm not a lesbian

BLOCK

I spent the last half-hour making the most boring posts of my life and erasing them, I tried to post something nice but nothing. ..................

I dont know why

writers blockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

*runs*

Laws and stupid law makers.

I was bored, its not like I had nothing to do....I had tons to do including projects and homeworks that include financial statements of an alcohol manufacturing comapany that I happen to be very excited about, yet I'm bored.

So what do people who get bored do, we, boring people visit www.bored.com

And I found a list of laws that people in the United States still have to follow.
Some of them are rather amusing.

Here are some:

Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts
//what about the back seat then?

You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
// comeonnn, how can a person NOT tie an alligator to a fie hydrant. Damn thats been my life's dream.

It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
//Shit! What about my lion Simba? It wont get to watch Da Vinci Code now?

It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless.
//why? Jealous that fat ugly people cant go shirtles?

In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters.
// oysters will sue

In Maryland, a woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is sleeping.
// and a man can totally go through his wife’s lingerie?

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
// Discrimination.

It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
// yes, you can kill'em, just don’t frighten them

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
//You are so bloody kidding me.

Massachusetts law declares that peanuts may not be eaten in court.
// what about potato chips?

You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.
// Yes. you MAY not.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
// yes that would be considered very unintelligent.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
// wow, and a woman beat her husband once a day?

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
// discrimination? can Dogs sleep?

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
// Yes and the government will gladly pay the oh-so-expensive bill, once these unfortunately funny looking people get their teeth fixed.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
// what if it was Osama?

Tucson: Women may not wear pants.
// what the fuck?

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
//what are dildos?

At Arkansas State University two people cannot hold hands while standing in a doorway unless they belong to a union.
// no comments

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
//wait, I though they were two different things.

California: A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
// Yes, Death and Billions of damage and $500 fine, Osama just got the green flag. Next target California!!

Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
//No way

Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
// Alright. Buy cowboy boots at DSW, head to a ranch and get couple of cows too.

Car wash attendants in San Francisco, California may not use old pairs of underwear to wash or dry vehicles.
// please take your own underwear(new ones please)

Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
// what about 1999

In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
// what if you emotional like the K-serial whores?

In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
//what the fuck? Seriously what the fuck? What are women’s rights people doing about this?

In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.
// carbonized rose water....wonder how much they cost.

It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
//Ohkay, law makers need to get a life.

Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
// what about birthdays, do they get regular string?

Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
// how is that even possible?

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
// and if the car does then the car shall be put to sleep.

One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
// yes, sad homeless people might kill you for it.

Temecula: Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
// Duck will prosecute, if u try to run over them.

In love

I always liked playing with photoshop. I like it all the more when it involves this guy. I'm smiling right now. I've been smiling for the past one hour.

Ok I admit it, Im in love.

Hate tag

I like this hate tag thing, most of the tags I did so far were mostly annoying but this one, I like. Thank you sitey.

I hate racists.
I hate people who stink (mostly guys, why dont you take a proper shower??)
I hate the fact that ice-cream cake has a high fat content.
I hate dead-lines to work.

I hate people who say "I'l call you this weekend, lets get together" and dont call.
I hate people who say" I got a phone card, i'l call you Sunday and dont call.
I hate people who say"Call me on sunday morning" and when I call them they say"why did you cal me in the morning?"

I hate the fact that I like TV.
I hate the fact that I'm subjected to irritating-never-ever-ending Hindi soaps.
I hate that ROSWELL ended.
I hate that FRIENDS ended.

I hate it when the sun and humidity hit the city
I hate it when the temp drop to Odegs
I hate it when the temp hits 80degs
I hate that I cant play basketball just cause i dont have company.

I hate it when people think am a spoilt brat.
I hate it when people judge me without knowing me.
I hate it when people like me because of the suffix to my name.

I hate people who think girls are dumb.
I hate it when people take me for granted.
I really really really hate it when people think am gonna get married to some rich guy when I graduate.
I hate that my graudation is gonna take another 2yrs.

I hate the fact that I couldnt be at some gigs.
I hate that I cant come to India this summer.

I hate that I have to stay away from my dog for the next 9months.
I hate that I dont get to ride my bike for the next 9 months.
I hate that I dont get sit and argue about India's hindu-muslim issues with my dad.
I hate that I dont get to sit with my mom and curse half of my family.
I hate that I dont get to bathe my dog for the next 9months.
I hate that I dont get to eat pani-puri for the next 9months.
I hate that I dont get to bitch with my girldfriends for the next 9months.
I hate that I'm in love with this tag thingie.

I hate house-wives.
I hate people who are lazy to study or work.
I hate lazy people.
I hate people who cant do their work themselves.
I hate people with ego problems.
I hate people who quit at the first sign of trouble.
I hate hate hate quitters.
I hate perverts.

I hate people who are totally full of themselves.
I hate people who insist on sulking.
I hate people who never tried to be sensible.

I hate a lot of other things too but my BP is sky rocketing right now. May be this tag thingie is not that good for health.

I tag

cos theta---> cause she seems to be suffering writers block.

Direction.

When it all comes down to the crux, there are just two things in life that you have to choose between.

One is Power and the other Money.

When the choice is made, you've got your directions.

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?

9:12am: blur logs on to yahoo, is very happy after seeing loads of offlines from NP.
9:13am: blur logged off (msg in the box says "you have been logged off because someone has signed onto this ID on someother computer)

19:14am; blur is having a panic attack. who has my password.
9:15am: blur logs back onto her ID, as though shes barging into her house and shes going to catch that asshole
9:15am: she realizes she can do nothing but change the password
9:52am: still reading all the emails in her ID to see, what personal information that asshole might know about blur
9:53am: blur gives up

I FEEL VIOLATED, why do people read my email uggggggggh