Laws and stupid law makers.

I was bored, its not like I had nothing to do....I had tons to do including projects and homeworks that include financial statements of an alcohol manufacturing comapany that I happen to be very excited about, yet I'm bored.

So what do people who get bored do, we, boring people visit www.bored.com

And I found a list of laws that people in the United States still have to follow.
Some of them are rather amusing.

Here are some:

Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts
//what about the back seat then?

You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
// comeonnn, how can a person NOT tie an alligator to a fie hydrant. Damn thats been my life's dream.

It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
//Shit! What about my lion Simba? It wont get to watch Da Vinci Code now?

It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless.
//why? Jealous that fat ugly people cant go shirtles?

In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters.
// oysters will sue

In Maryland, a woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is sleeping.
// and a man can totally go through his wife’s lingerie?

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
// Discrimination.

It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
// yes, you can kill'em, just don’t frighten them

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
//You are so bloody kidding me.

Massachusetts law declares that peanuts may not be eaten in court.
// what about potato chips?

You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.
// Yes. you MAY not.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
// yes that would be considered very unintelligent.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
// wow, and a woman beat her husband once a day?

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
// discrimination? can Dogs sleep?

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
// Yes and the government will gladly pay the oh-so-expensive bill, once these unfortunately funny looking people get their teeth fixed.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
// what if it was Osama?

Tucson: Women may not wear pants.
// what the fuck?

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
//what are dildos?

At Arkansas State University two people cannot hold hands while standing in a doorway unless they belong to a union.
// no comments

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
//wait, I though they were two different things.

California: A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
// Yes, Death and Billions of damage and $500 fine, Osama just got the green flag. Next target California!!

Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
//No way

Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
// Alright. Buy cowboy boots at DSW, head to a ranch and get couple of cows too.

Car wash attendants in San Francisco, California may not use old pairs of underwear to wash or dry vehicles.
// please take your own underwear(new ones please)

Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
// what about 1999

In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
// what if you emotional like the K-serial whores?

In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
//what the fuck? Seriously what the fuck? What are women’s rights people doing about this?

In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.
// carbonized rose water....wonder how much they cost.

It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
//Ohkay, law makers need to get a life.

Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
// what about birthdays, do they get regular string?

Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
// how is that even possible?

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
// and if the car does then the car shall be put to sleep.

One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
// yes, sad homeless people might kill you for it.

Temecula: Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
// Duck will prosecute, if u try to run over them.